This is Article 3 of the Welder's Union Contractual Articles. It is a real thing, we swear.
You are a real welder. This is not just a pipe dream. You are a person who has spent countless hours staring at hot metal and wondering if you'll ever be able to take a vacation.
Click here for Article 3, Section 2: Union Meetings are Mandatory.
Click here for Article 3, Section 3: You're Not a Real Welder if You Can't Fix a Toilet.
You have the right to refuse any work that is hazardous to your health. But let's be real, you're a welder. Hazardous work is your job.
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This is a border, because you're a welder and you like borders.